my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

Naked painting

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."
They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..

The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."

If you’re a person WHO LIKES TITTIES - you might appreciate some of these hilarious boob jokes. Because who are we in this world if we can’t just occasionally let a joke get the breast of us. (Yikes.)

MAN IN HOSPITAL BED

Late in the night A MAN regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with big tits ?

One is a Crusty Bus station , and the other is a Busty Crustacean.